My Awesome DAD!

WEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee! D.A.D.D.Y.
The awesome guy in the world that I love soooooooooooooo much =P

Today, I am going to tell YOU GUYS about MY DAD! =D
He is just a random guy but overly awesome!
Haaaaaah, no worries. 
My dad isn't perfect, but there's something in him that made me feel so proud to be his daughter! 
HewHew! ^^

Before I start writing, Dad, I am sorry T____T
Because I am going to write ''bad'' things bout you ~
Well, the ''bad'' is basically more to ''funny''

1- My dad is a GREAT SINGER!

Sometimes, I feel bad for my dad.
Why?
He sang so well.... but he can't be a singer >_<
Seriously, tell you guys something...
My dad is the best singer in my life.
His songs bring laughter and joy LOL!
What kind of songs?
Aiyaaa, those perverted one la...
My sister kena the most!! xDD
One of the song was actually composted to tease my sister's butt to get bigger! LOL!
I got a song that my dad used to sing to me.
He started to sing it ever since I started to go to kindergarten.
So, every morning when I wake up, I will be listening to the same song -.-
OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!
And it's NON-YELLOW! (not corrupted)
Entitled ''My Little Star'' =)


2- My dad is a successful person.

I don't care what you guys say about my dad.
Well, even though my dad aren't really educated like YOUR DAD.
Going to college/university/oversea.... Talk English very well...
Sorry, but I am not jealous at you or your dad.
What I meant by my dad being a successful man in my life was
My dad made it =)
Even though he always play truant during his high school moment -.- 
Not really getting very high paid salary~
He successfully raised me up as a wonderful girl hahahaha~ =P
The girl that now brings joy and annoys them almost like every day....
Thanks dad! And Mum =)


3- I jokes around A LOT with my dad. xD

I don't know whether my dad is a sensitive person or not ,but there's something I am sure is that
Whenever my dad teases me, he wouldn't get offended when I teases him back!
Why I said this is because~
There are some parents that I see will get quite mad when their children talk back...
Well, I don't know if my dad is angry with me or what, but he jokes around with me most of the time.
If I ever did something bad to him, he will be like a witch:-

'' Wait, you see la.... Now you treat me like that...
Wait, one day... when you're going to be a mother, your child will treat you back like how you treat me''

ARRGGGHHHHH!! IT'S A CURSE!! >_<

HewHew! Back to topic.

          Daddy                                                        

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Daughter 

You know, my dad really really loveeeeeeeeees to tease and bully me -.-
Maybe he enjoys it... A LOT!

If we meet in the morning, you know, when I want to go to school and he wakes up early that day...
 Dad: Good Morning!
Me: -.- 
Dad: People say good morning, you didn't tell good morning back? So bad... Again! Good Morning!
Me: -.- *looking at him again with the blur face*
Dad: Aiyoooo, this baby no good!
Me: -.- What?

Whenever he gets back home after work, the first sentence you will hear from him isn't '' I am home! '' but...
Dad: Why other people so love their father? Why my daughter don't love her father?.......  *in playing tone*

#You know what, I have been answering this question with the same answer for YEARS!
I got bored replying the same thing, so, nowadays, whenever he asked me the same question, I will give him a different reply =P
And since now I am growing, 
You know la...
Getting matured what....
So, of course the brain getting corrupted.
I started to give him perverted reply LOL!
And my dad goes like AIYOYOYO! with that laughter due to unexpected reply from his daughter hahas! xD

Olden days, my reply was...
''Where got!?''
........................
''Because their father so love their daughter....''

And when I get really annoyed.... -.-
''Aiya, yala, yala, tell other people's daughter to become your daughter la....''

But nowadays, I become even more playful, so I don't mind my dad asking the same question over and over again because now, is the other way round. =P

This one is random one la.... Not that shocking...
Dad: Why other people so love their father? Why my daughter don't love her father?....... 
Me: Give me more money... More money, more love =P
Dad: Aiyooo, later your father goes bankrupt.... Every week give you RM30 not enough arh? >_<
Me: Aiya... now all price increase... Salary increase la....
Dad: OMG! -.-

And the shocking one! Just happened 20minutes ago =P
Dad: Why other people so love their father? Why my daughter don't love her father?....... 
Me: Because other people father bring the family go play (travel) ........
Dad: Go where play?
Me: Neeeehhhh, China! China!!
Dad: Haiya, you want to play, tell yr mom take out her pants and let you play.... *laughing*
*Mommy starts smiling in the kitchen*
Me: Why? Why is it must be mummy? Cannot be you taking out your pants and let me play arh?
*Mommy bursts our laughing*
Dad: Aiyoyoyo, cannot... my one very PRECIOUS!
Me: Bahahahahaha~
Dad: OMG! What kind of daughter is this -.-?

>_< My dad.....
Simple, random and AWESOME!
Sorry dad! =P

# Hope you guys enjoy reading~ Good bye, guys~ <3

My Marcus !

Marcus, that one guy that I will call my hubby o.0 , I guess so?

Well, actually, Marcus was just a name, you know, a no one.
So, my teacher told us to write an essay to brush our writing skills and the main character in my love story was Marcus.
All my friends who read it actually thought that I was in love and so on...
But you know what? Marcus was no one, just my imagination. 100% IMAGINATION! XD

However, I think it might be fun if I made Marcus into someone. :D
And so, I did.
Laaaa, you know la, Marcus is the main character in my love story.
In order to write a better story, I need to fall in love with Marcus, totally in love.
Yeah, I know it was stypood -.- but why don't give it a try?

You know, weird things are always fun :D

Thus, my friends started to tease me by using Marcus.
'' Oh, Marcus aeh?? ''
''Pheewwiiitt..... MARCUS ^^ ''

Hahahaha, actually, I had decided since long time ago o.0
Marcus, is what I will use for my hubby =P
I guess so?

Lately, I love to play with this little gambling machine.
You know, the one you put in 20cent or 50cent and then, you turn it until you get a plastic ball...
YESH! THAT'S IT!

There is one machine that offers IDK what it is called but it was just nice.
20cent for something like uhm... is it called as coloured silica gel in a mini bottle?

When you gamble with your 20cent, you only get ONE BOTTLE , NOT TWO.
I gambled 3times, the 1st time I got it.
Then, the second time I got one rubbish that looks like ''gasing''
And the third time, I got another same bottle.
So, I thought, maybe it can be a couple chain?? Hahahaha~

Who cares...
And so, I went and told my mom because you know, my mom had been complaining that I am wasting her money to gamble something useless.
I said, '' Ma, you see this. Now, your daughter has got 2bottle hanging around at her beg. So if one day, you saw only one bottle, that means your daughter is not single anymore. ''

Guess what? She laughed at me due to my childishness -.-

The next day, I went to school. Some of my friends realise and eventually, I told them the same thing.
So, they were like, '' That means we need to spy on Vivian's bag every time so that we can kenakan her once''

>_< All this childishness.... When can I runaway from it? =_=

Anyways, I wonder, which kesian people gonna be my Marcus? xDD
CHaaaa~ Good Luck for examination, people!

- IDK why but I just love my retarded smile. HEEeee! xD -